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Turtle - Bless Your Heart, I'm Having This

Turtle - Bless Your Heart, I'm Having This

Regular price $22.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $22.99 USD
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We have standards.  Just not limits.

Then chocolate showed up.
Then caramel made things worse.
And hazelnut quietly made sure there was no turning back.

Now here you are.
Fully committed.

Rich, sweet, and just indulgent enough to make you forget what your original intention was.

This isn’t restraint.
This is escalation.

Cup yield will vary depending on your brewing method… and how quickly things spiraled.

All Natural Flavors to help you celebrate. Chocolate, caramel and just a hint of hazelnut.

The order process to shipping is generally 2-5 business days.  Ship to delivery is generally 1-5 business days after the order processing time. 

Expedited shipping is not available.  

Shipping to the United States is FREE!

We ship via USPS for the following: 

1-12oz package - USPS 1st Class

2-8 packages via USPS Priority Mail (flat rate or regional)

9+ packages via UPS ground

We will occasionally use FEDEX.

Incorrect Product

If there has been an error on our part with your order, we will promptly replace it with the correct item at no additional cost and with expedited shipping.  You may keep the incorrect product; no return is nesessary.

For damage, package theft, and carrier issues:

For damaged items, please contact us as soon as possible with photos of the damaged items and packaging so that we may resolve it quickly. 

For theft of product, once marked delivered, this is generally out of our control, but if you have concerns, please reach out to us and we will see how we can assist.

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